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from standardwhore

skittyspostlimitblog:

sometimes my twelve year old little sister will go on club penguin and trick a bunch of girls that she’s a guy and she’ll make them think they’re dating and then she’ll have them all meet her in the same place at the same time and watch them get into catfights about who’s boyfriend she is and thats how my little sister became a cross-dressing evil mastermind pimp on club penguin

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from coloredmondays
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from blamemisha
Me: *finds clean bra in drawer* Huh. Wonder why I stopped wearing this.
*puts on bra*
*underwire pops out and punctures lung*
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me: oh yeah.
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from kittie-tittie
cryier:
College kids literally don’t care about walking in the way of cars at school because we’re like “hit me i don’t care pay my tuition.”
(via cdeathhh)

spicy-vagina-tacos:

"you only post selfies to get attention"

there is literally no other reason as to why anyone would post a selfie

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from definitionofdisney
Song: eye of the tiger.
Artist: Green Day.
Album: Mikayla Dargin's Album.
2,596,435 plays.

wugs:

thisriotsucks:

Green Day’s lovely cover of Eye of the Tiger

Rising up BA NA NA NAAAA
BA NA NA NA NA NA NAAA NAAAA
Went the distance now I’m BA NA NA NAAA
Gotta fight BA DO DOO DO DO DOOO
It’s the Eye of the Tiger it’s the
BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH
BA DA DA BOO DOO BOO DOO BA DA BAAAA DAAAAAA
DOO DOO DOOOO
BooDoOoDOooDooDOoodOoo dadAAaaaDA DA
daaa ddaaa ;sldkfls the eye of the
EEEEEYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

i thought you were exaggerating holy shit